You say: "Phil Jones, ex-head of CRU, admits no GW"

Yet in the article Phil Jones says:

"I'm 100% confident that the climate has warmed."

Apparently, the article doesn't support your initial statement.

In the U.S. about seven children per day are treated in emergency rooms for injuries caused by contact with an electrical socket.

More information here.

Perhaps those children just aren't "average" enough?