Agreed. I'm in my forties and while nostalgia is a strong force for anyone above a certain age...I think there's a benefit to older technology. An automatic transmission is nice, but there are more things to break. A "smartTV" may be more integrated/convenient, but it's less likely to be updated and there are more things to break. A gee-whizzy washing machine might be nice...but we still have to manually load the fucking thing. So, as you said, why the fuck does it need Internet access? After all, we can't click a button and have it collect stuff from the hamper.