Three rules to live your marriage by courtesy of Craig Ferguson. 1. Does this need to be said? 2. Does this need to be said by me? 3. Does this need to be said by me now?

Given one of our greatest rights as U.S. citizens is the right to vote, those who tamper with such a right should be charged with treason.

WWW already provides free porn for all. Before that, there was usenet. Before that...?