Time for my goatcex screen saver, and the tubgirl desktop. If they barf before they finish searching, do i win?

I would say use your judgement, especially if they're over 18. Legal? No.

Having worked for a large Canadian cable company for the last two years, I can tell you with 100% certainty that this will NEVER happen until everything is digital. The way land-based analog cable (First 60 or so channels - everything you can get without a box) currently works is through a filtering system that works like this: You order all the channels : no filters You order a bundel with packs 1 and 2 and basic: the reminaing channels (pack 3) are filtered off. You only want basic: You get all four filters. These filters are done AT YOUR HOME (Inside the Grey CSE's on the side of your houses, in a PED, or on a drop line from an antenna. Each of these filters costs about 5 bucks a piece. So that means at 60 channels, if you only choose to watch CBC, Space and MTV, they have put 57 filters costing about $285 (Cdn. Dollars). Not only is it a cost issue, but these things are pretty inaccurate and can only get a range of channels properly. So if you were selling channel by channel, odds are if you bought one channel, they would have to give you 2 or 3 channels free in order to be able to receive that one channel. Another problem is actually installing the things, working with four color coded filters is a breeze. Working with 60 different filters is going to create some problems. Anyways, there's some insite into the cable industry for ya. Until they get a digital box in every home, this will not happen.