Enticing Terrorist Target (Score 2, Funny)

The double-decker A380 plane has a wing span of 80 meters (262 feet), almost the length of an American football field. It's 73 meters long and weighs as much as 569 tons (1.2 million pounds) when fully loaded for takeoff. It will have a range of 8,000 nautical miles.

That is an impressive list of superlatives for a vehicle vulnerable to someone with a laser pointer and a grudge.