Comment bowman9991, you absolutely suck at comedy (Score -1) 464
That was the most unfunny Slashdot submission I have ever read. Truly a cringe-inducing experience. Holy shit.
Comment it's always the crazy DEMOCRATS (Score -1) 794
Always heads up their asses.
Comment FUCK THIS SHIT (Score -1, Troll) 324
The Obama administration is a JOKE!
Comment Meh, only tech nerds will want it (Score 0) 756
Screen won't be as good. Nothing as good as iWork will run on it. But go ahead and jizz all over it like you did the Zune, and then don't buy it, like you didn't buy the Zune. HAHAHAHAHA!
Comment Oh my god, what a fucking NERD (Score -1, Flamebait) 629
Really, how can you stand that twit's voice? He sounds like a complete retard.
Comment So nerds screeched for nothing (Score 2, Funny) 275
Tired of seeing nerds freak out over nothing. Wow, embarrassment.
Comment Bono, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates gotta be pissed (Score 0) 1721
So many other people have actually accomplished something. I guess you can get a Nobel prize for being black??
Comment The Guild is for the easily amused (Score 0) 163
Or WoW zombies. It really isn't any good.
Comment Thanks, libtards! (Score 0, Troll) 574
This is what happens when you let fat ugly feminists roam free in the justice system.
Comment Re:No surprise (Score 0) 456
Are you that snarky and pissy in real life? I bet you're fun at parties!
Comment It's Bush's fault!!!! (Score 0) 200
I'm a clueless liberal.
Comment Emperor Obama has no clothes (Score 0) 940
Except an empty suit.
