Subscriptions actually went up. Imagine the power of consumers if they actually protested with their wallets instead of just rolling over every single goddamn time.

iPhone just got a call screening assistant as of last year? I've had one since 2018. It's essential.

Damn. Beat me to it.

But enough about middle management.

but more about badgers. Why would they be tracking those at Amazon? Who let so many badgers into the facility?

Imagine not understanding the difference between climate and weather.

I am trying as hard as I can to make up for everyone else.

I prefer to think of it as the Y'alliban

You didn't even read the summary. It's due to AI datacenters. "Micron recently shuttered Crucial, its consumer-facing brand, to focus on high-bandwidth memory for AI data centers."

I am positive you are not legally allowed within 1000ft of any schools.

"Trust me bro"

Inigo Montoya is inconsolable.

nods in approval until the Batman shows up.

They're trying to make AI smarter, not reverse course.

I am sure you were so up in arms after MAGA murdered Melissa Hortman, her husband, and their dog.