This is scary, yâ(TM)all! How will I know which of my neighbors to hate for being different or prettier than me? What am I supposed to do now? Talk to them in person as if they are my equal?! Also, I donâ(TM)t know what any of my friends are eating for breakfast today. Scary!!!

Reading your comment from Puerto Vallarta now!

Can there please be a rule about not posting articles that are being paywalls? Can we downvote this practice please??