CERN is bored with the old sub-atomic particles and wants a redesign that attracts new particles from more profitable demographics.

'Meanderings of Memory' was somebody's code for "I made it up."

Segways fail as a replacement for bicycles. They don't go any faster, can't be configured to carry significant loads, run on sidewalks instead of streets, and eliminate the health benefits.

The cake is a lie!

Oops, now I'm crossing up sucrose and fructose (the half of sucrose that causes the problem). Anyway, the "sugar" headline is misleading for the 90% who won't bother to read.

Modded up by people who didn't RTFA either. The toxin is sucrose, which makes up half of processed sugar and 55% of HFCS. It's metabolized by the liver rather than the cells. Glucose is not the problem.

Which is why the whales must now be blasted in to outer space.

Fine if you have plenty of space, but each of those 3 15 watt panels is about the size of the single 45 watt Solec panel (bought used on eBay) on my boat. Piecing together a panel might make sense for those of us trying to fit small or unusual spaces.

A 50-50 mixture of wheat flour and plaster isn't any nicer (hardens in their guts and drives them crazy before it kills them), but it's environmentally benign and won't contribute to your untraceable cancer a few decades down the road. Just put little piles of it in the same places you'd put traps. Usually finishes them off in a few days.