I read it three times.
Still waiting for my kernel level adware module, oh wait, this new feature can do that too! Yay.
Today's security patch is brought to you by Nike!!!
Agreed. I've been writing software for 32 years, and "We've completely changed your requirements, but that shouldn't affect your schedule or your budget any!" happens all the time. The point is, you have to push back. Tell them exactly what every change is going to cost (padded heavily). Unless they agree to add time and money to the project, then just deliver the originally agreed to project. Don't let people make unilateral changes in the contract after it is signed, unless you actually like working on money-losing projects!
Has the frenzy to be a "Game Developer" as created a bunch of "yes" men & women?
...still confuses management.
You must feel smug after such revolutionary proclamations.
Yes, but do narcissistic pricks write mo better code?
That auditor loop would need to be audited. I see the strategy now, its job creation.
I better stop using Google so I can be a dumb as I think I am.
Install the following on whatever you get (there is a free version):
From calculus to visualization and web tools.
That explains it. These scientists play Fallout 3. Things were getting a little boring in the labs. How about some fire breathing man sized insects to spice things up.
No I'm not FUCKING SERIOUS.
No, those fraternities hate all other races, and thats ok. You can't just pick one.
Now, statistically, with only me as a sample pool, your post is not effectively insightful.
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