Comment The Large Hard-on Collider (Score 1) 93
--- The Battle of the Titans has been established in a town of the (middle West?) famed for drag racing, bike jumps across gulches and similar macho standoffs.
Turned-on-technologists from all States convene for the Battle of the Schwarz. (Der Schwarzbattelgotterdammerunggesellschaft)
Two champions, representing their respective armies, face off on the Plain.
Passions rise. Injuries are attempted. Few occur. (Spirit willing, but..)
Finally tempers abate and the parties go home, deflated but having had their Day On the Plains,
confronting the greatest of their generation.