I wonder what the Patent office uses to get the whiteout off their monitor screens after they use their word processor software and correct the mistakes in spelling....

I guess I'll go buy a parrot to perch on my shoulder, get one leg amputated & replaced with a wooden peg, and practice saying "Yarrr" instead of "eh"..... I think that when you are using an outdated business model for your revenue stream like the major record companies are doing, you'll reach for any straw within grasp to lay blame on, simply to avoid the necessary work and expense to adapt to the new business world we are in today.