Re:Teach them PHP (Score 2, Informative)

Actually, I learned PHP 3 years ago... I was 13, and it's actually a good way to learn programming syntax without without having to learn about writing classes, methods/functions, etc right from the start, but still learning some basic OOP (writing your own functions and using them). Now I'm learning Delphi(I realize that the syntax is totally different) & Java, but PHP was a good way for me to get into programming... plus it makes me some cash.