You have a mighty fine rectum. Even a cursory glance tells me that your rectum is rancid beyond belief. Why don't we skip straight to the pleasurable part and I'll shove my foul, disease-ridden cock into your appalling anus and give your insides a cock-smooch? Yes, let's do just that! What say you?

I just expelled something from my rancid anus that you might find interesting: a piece of feces covered in your cum! Yes, that's right; I'm still farting out your cum days after you inserted your fetid penis into my repugnant asshole. Isn't it wonderful? What say you?