Snarky reference to "Winblows", and link to text-only browser.

In a lonely corner of our server room there's a server with a modem attached. Once a day we send a transaction file to somewhere. Every now and then I have to go down & switch the modem off and on, and then I hear the old "squeee - bong - bong" noise that takes me back to my ?childhood? early-middle age.

Pea Soupers??? Welcome back from the 1950s bro. You and HG Wells must have just missed each other. :)