Thanks for this, I was going to post pretty much the same thing. In the same vein of Dremel, my company recently open sourced a similar tool called Druid. If you wan to play with it, it's available on github at https://github.com/metamx/druid

Yeah! That's a great idea! Let's take all we've been doing so far and just do it more, and further extremize it. Everybody knows that the best way to cure a headache is banging your forehead on the wall...