I can definitely see my mom wiping out my disk if I did this. Thanks, mom.

Great, now my girlfriend is going to know I'm looking right at the pictures of those "singles" ads when that image is the only thing clear on a blurry screen.

It's all makes sense now. The mystery of ??? has finally been solved. Now to go back to The Ultimate Question...

Opera was my only browser of choice up since version 6, but I was also sad to move from it within the past 6 months to Firefox. Even though I was never a big fan of Firefox, the Vimperator plug-in has made it almost impossible to keep using Opera and a mouse. I've used the Vimperator-wannabe script for Opera, but it's not even close. Extensions finally got the best of me over Opera. However, if Vimperator didn't exist, I wouldn't even be touching Firefox right now.

Goatse.

I'm making the first "I'm Middle-Class" app. It'll have a picture of an iPhone with a picture of a ruby on it and will sell for $9.99. After 100 purchases, I'll finally be able to buy that coveted "I Am Rich" app!