a.Stranger: talk to her
AnneOnymous: she's away... "workin' til 5"
a.Stranger: she drank last night illegally
AnneOnymous: that's a pity, but i can't do anything about it.
a.Stranger: yes we can
a.Stranger: we can make her pay
a.Stranger: lets make her pay
a.Stranger: i want her to pay
AnneOnymous: but i don't like it because i wish she, indeed all people, would treat themselves and others better, not because i have some deep-seated hatred!
a.Stranger: tell her to apologize to me
AnneOnymous: for what?
a.Stranger: being a bitch
AnneOnymous: i'm not involved in the situation so i can't do that. but i would advise you to consider a historical example and compare the treaty of versailles to the marshall plan.
a.Stranger: the treaty of versailles was unfair
a.Stranger: it hurt the germans too much
a.Stranger: they were in depression until hitler turned the economy around
AnneOnymous: exactly. the allies wanted them to pay, rather than to improve them. and it lead to no good.
a.Stranger: you do have to give hitler credit for turning them around though
AnneOnymous: true, he was an ingeneous administrator in terms of finally unifying germany... but his regime's moral bankruptcy proved to make it short-lived.
a.Stranger: that girl is satan
AnneOnymous: i thought you weren't religious
a.Stranger: i am not
a.Stranger: but she hates being called satan
a.Stranger: so i do it
AnneOnymous: sounds like zero-sum payback thinking. don't give her the attention that hurts you.
a.Stranger: i love treating her like shit, because she did it first
AnneOnymous: make her feel like she doesn't even matter to you: totally ignore her
a.Stranger: no.... that isnt as much fun
a.Stranger: i tell people we had sex
AnneOnymous: it makes you look like a bad guy giving out intimate details about that. you know, someone who can't be trusted.
a.Stranger: i dont agree
AnneOnymous: i'm just telling it how it is. i've shown several people our conversation where you talked about that.
a.Stranger: like who
AnneOnymous: mostly girls, but some guys too. you don't know them.
a.Stranger: what are their screen names
AnneOnymous: i'm not going to tell you! you'll bug the hell out of them!
a.Stranger: tell me
AnneOnymous: but here's the convo: http://slashdot.org/~BitchKapoor
a.Stranger: why did you do that
AnneOnymous: i thought there were a lot of funny lines in that conversation
a.Stranger: how?
a.Stranger: TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!

a.Stranger: THAT IS ILLEGAL USING MY SCREEN NAME

AnneOnymous: i can't. and it's not.
a.Stranger: YES IT IS
a.Stranger: GIVING OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION
AnneOnymous: that's not illegal for an individual to do.
AnneOnymous: but if you ask nicely, i'll change it.
a.Stranger: yes it is
a.Stranger: i will report it
AnneOnymous: show me the federal statute that says so.
a.Stranger: its on their TOS
AnneOnymous: whose?
a.Stranger: i am sending them an email
a.Stranger: you should use livejournal instead
a.Stranger: its better
AnneOnymous: sending whom? give me a link to this TOS you speak of.
AnneOnymous: well, what is this TOS?
a.Stranger: i sent the email
a.Stranger: go to livejournal
a.Stranger: livejournal is better
a.Stranger: the cool people are there
a.Stranger: live me
a.Stranger: like me
AnneOnymous: email to whom, and what "TOS?" i don't see what leg you have to stand on, or why lj would make it any different. why couldn't you just ask me nicely to change it?
a.Stranger: because i know you wont
AnneOnymous: you don't know that. email to whom, and what "TOS?" i don't see what leg you have to stand on, or why lj would make it any different.
a.Stranger: oh i read them
AnneOnymous: read what? are you talking about a slashdot TOS or an aim TOS? send me a link to whatever it is you refer to.
a.Stranger: slashdot
AnneOnymous: so where is this tos that says i can't post personal information?
a.Stranger: look it up
AnneOnymous: i can't find anything of the sort. why don't you send me a link to prove you aren't bluffing?
a.Stranger: no
AnneOnymous: ah, because you CAN'T. freakin' liar.
a.Stranger: oh i can my dear
AnneOnymous: talk is cheap. do it.
a.Stranger: no
a.Stranger: but the email has been sent
AnneOnymous: so what? it's not like they're going to do anything.
AnneOnymous: anyway, why don't you send me a link? ah, because you CAN'T. freakin' liar.
AnneOnymous: not to mention, freakin' FREAK!
a.Stranger: oh they will my love
AnneOnymous: whatever. btw, would you be so kind as to show me a copy of the email?
a.Stranger: i already sent it
AnneOnymous: uh, so? i'm just asking what it said.
a.Stranger: no
a.Stranger: you may use it against me
a.Stranger: because you hate me
AnneOnymous: you know, if you wouldn't do things you're ashamed of, you wouldn't have to worry about that.
AnneOnymous: no i don't.
a.Stranger: yes you do
a.Stranger: you wont talk to that girl for m
a.Stranger: me
AnneOnymous: that doesn't mean i hate you, it means i'm not a pushover.
a.Stranger: you hate me because i am anti-communist
AnneOnymous: i don't hate you. i think you are misguided and would benefit from reform.
a.Stranger: i am not misguided
a.Stranger: typical liberal wacko
AnneOnymous: whatever. anyway, check out the slashdot faq (http://slashdot.org/faq/): "Will you delete my comment? No."... "Doesn't this open posting policy ever get you into trouble?Yes, and we've got a ton of legal correspondence to prove it. We regard this as a risk of doing what we do."
a.Stranger: incorrect
AnneOnymous: "incorrect?"
a.Stranger: that is referring to YOU
a.Stranger: meaning the owner of the journal asked that question
a.Stranger: not someone who was offended by it
a.Stranger: nice try though. wrong, but nice try
AnneOnymous: "Why did my comment get deleted? The only time we ever delete comments is if the comment contains malformed HTML that is somehow causing Slashdot to fail to display properly."
a.Stranger: i did not post a comment
a.Stranger: you posted an entry
a.Stranger: entries and comments are different
a.Stranger: again, nice try
AnneOnymous: no, it's a comment in the slashdot system.
a.Stranger: no its an entry
a.Stranger: once again, nice try my dear
AnneOnymous: "Can slashdot censor my journal? Nope"
a.Stranger: oh they will
a.Stranger: my lawyer will make them..... unless they want to lose their website
AnneOnymous: as i said earlier... "Doesn't this open posting policy ever get you into trouble? Yes, and we've got a ton of legal correspondence to prove it. We regard this as a risk of doing what we do."
a.Stranger: if the court orders them to shut it downl, they will
AnneOnymous: obviously that won't happen, but how would livejournal be any different?
a.Stranger: its the same.... you can't post information like you did
a.Stranger: or it will be removed
AnneOnymous: uh, no. personal correspondences are my own property.
a.Stranger: then you should have censored my name
a.Stranger: like you did to yours
a.Stranger: you did not get my permission to post it
a.Stranger: you see, it contains my name, meaning you must get consent
a.Stranger: and you did not
AnneOnymous: no, legally, i don't have to.
AnneOnymous: but it would courteous.
a.Stranger: actually legally you do
a.Stranger: so you lose on that one
AnneOnymous: if you disagree, show me federal statute.
a.Stranger: just curious, what are your assets?>
AnneOnymous: otherwise your words are as empty as your head.
a.Stranger: because i may be able to obtain them by law
AnneOnymous: i have a nice ass.
AnneOnymous: may, as in won't
a.Stranger: ummm dear, i meant money
a.Stranger: assets.... you obviously know nothing about finance and monet
a.Stranger: money
AnneOnymous: show me federal statute.
AnneOnymous: anyway, earlier you claimed livejournal would be different, and later that it would not. what kind gf credibility does that establish?
a.Stranger: huh?
a.Stranger: i just said you should have a journal there
a.Stranger: you need to learn how to read
a.Stranger: id love to stay and chat with a moron like you, but i must depart
AnneOnymous: you said LJ was better, the implication being that it would give me better ability to do what i did, namely, expanded legal protections.
a.Stranger signed off at 10:56:54 AM, yo..

ADDENDUM: I still love the word "moron" as a term of endearment, even if it was slightly tainted by our friend here.

a.Stranger: heeeeeey
a.Stranger: alt.Stranger: how could you sleep with philip heinz?
ThatGirl: leave me alone archibald
ThatGirl: i did ok
AnneOnymous: oh
a.Stranger: she is evil
AnneOnymous: how?
a.Stranger: we had sex one night, which was good, then she goes and sleeps around with others
AnneOnymous: you naughty kids!! serves you right!
AnneOnymous: so why are you telling us all this?
a.Stranger: how?
a.Stranger: she enjoyed that night
a.Stranger: i still have her bra
a.Stranger: she gave it to me as a momento
a.Stranger: why not?
AnneOnymous: some people find it disgusting and annoying...
a.Stranger: like who
a.Stranger: i am excited for my sex night
AnneOnymous: well keep it to yourself, alright?
a.Stranger: nah
a.Stranger: i like sharing it
a.Stranger: you can ask clarissa for more details
AnneOnymous: i'd rather not...
a.Stranger: if you want, you can share some wild sex nights too. i dont mind
AnneOnymous: sorry, i'm not that kind of girl...
a.Stranger: come on
a.Stranger: i shared mine
AnneOnymous: oh, ok...
a.Stranger: or are you a virgin
AnneOnymous: so like i was 13, right? and i saw this wild hamster on national geographic, and... oh, never mind!
a.Stranger: that is just sick
a.Stranger: i meant human/human
a.Stranger: she has a c cup
AnneOnymous: now you know how we feel about your stories?
a.Stranger: how?
AnneOnymous: a.Stranger: that is just sick
a.Stranger: so have any more photos to show me
a.Stranger: this is ann, right?
AnneOnymous: anne i have no more photos for you.
a.Stranger: anne?
a.Stranger: why the "e"?
AnneOnymous: it's dignified
a.Stranger: not always
a.Stranger: i know many dignified anns
a.Stranger: no e
AnneOnymous: they're all frauds
a.Stranger: ann wilson is no fraud
AnneOnymous: never heard of her
a.Stranger: she is perhaps the best female vocalist of all time
AnneOnymous: i knew you'd go for the singers, they're always the messed up ones.
a.Stranger: she is not messed up
a.Stranger: ann is dignified
a.Stranger: sexy but not slutty
AnneOnymous: maybe... but you are, and i'm sure you'd like to mess her up!
a.Stranger: i am what?
AnneOnymous: messed up
a.Stranger: wrong-o
AnneOnymous: whatever-o
a.Stranger: you are getting lame
a.Stranger: so wanna go out sometime
AnneOnymous: hah, i knew lameness would appeal to you!
a.Stranger: wanna go out
AnneOnymous: what, out of my mind?
a.Stranger: why dont you want to
AnneOnymous: you're creepy and self-centered, that's why!
a.Stranger: how am i creepy
AnneOnymous: you send weird messages to people you don't know and then belittle them
a.Stranger: like who
AnneOnymous: like me and my friends
a.Stranger: who are your friends
AnneOnymous: anyone who you keep sending that annoying message to
a.Stranger: are you seeing anyone right now?
AnneOnymous: yeah, i'm looking in the mirror
a.Stranger: me?
AnneOnymous: no, me
a.Stranger: awww i didnt know you cared
a.Stranger: what are you wearing
AnneOnymous: why would i look like you?
a.Stranger: i mean you want me
AnneOnymous: i want you... to leave me and my friends alone
a.Stranger: why?
a.Stranger: why did you turn on me
AnneOnymous: because you're annoying. if you shape up, maybe we can be friends. i've had that happen before. but i really doubt it in your case.
a.Stranger: what do you mean. how do you want me to shapt up
a.Stranger: do you want to go out to eat
a.Stranger: ill buy
AnneOnymous: no, i want you to be less insecure, more fun, and able to tell when someone's not interested.
a.Stranger: i am fun
a.Stranger: are you interested
AnneOnymous: no
a.Stranger: why not
AnneOnymous: i like girls
a.Stranger: since when
AnneOnymous: last tuesday
a.Stranger: why the change
AnneOnymous: i realized hamsters were too small
a.Stranger: are you drunk
AnneOnymous: no, i don't drink, remember? it's contrary to my christian values!
a.Stranger: you are not a christian
a.Stranger: you are a communist
AnneOnymous: there you go again...
a.Stranger: what?
AnneOnymous: you know. anyway, i've got to go to bible study. toodles!
a.Stranger: wanna get drunk?
AnneOnymous: uh, no.
AnneOnymous: BYE!
a.Stranger: wanna eat
a.Stranger: talk to me
a.Stranger: ???

Alright, so I admit the car accident was a bald-faced lie. As they say, "whatever, Bitch."

Today I was walking down the sidewalk and I got hit by a car which skidded up the ice in the gutter and hit me. Luckily, it was at relatively low speed, and I am still alive. However, I did suffer several major bruises and a disjointed ankle. It all happened so fast I didn't know how to react... I thought the sidewalks were safe, but I guess not. The worst part was that the driver did not even get out to talk to me, he just spun his wheels, throwing snow into my face, until he got back onto the road and sped away. I did catch a glimpse of a green and white bumper sticker that resembled the Slashdot logo, but then again, I was pretty dazed at the moment. We need fewer cars, especially those with reckless, inattentive, careless drivers. So as a result of my injuries and how they will slow down my already buy holiday schedule, I'm not going to be posting on Slashdot again for a good long while. Well, at least something good came of it all ;)