Now that wish is gonna cost you 5x more!

...when you can.

My cable provider stops all programming and streaming to broadcast Amber alerts. For crying out loud, I'm inside my house watching Game of Thrones. But yet they think I am the one that can be on the lookout for a gray Mazda?

Different decade, same refrain.

A project that is a complete redo is the wrong approach. Just look at the decades-long IRS modernization project for an example of how that approach has never worked.

Take small portions of the process and update them one at a time.

If they have to make two trips, do they say "I'll be back"?

Meanwhile, still legal while driving:
...eating spaghetti with a spoon
...changing your underwear
...juggling

There should be a law!

Wrong measure. Anyone/anything can generate code, and even get it to compile.

Generating quality, efficient, and bug-free code is what counts. Which AI is incredibly bad at.

Just finished a Calculus course on which the university made over $30,000 that had no lecture and the only material was a sorry pdf book anyone could download online for free.

I want a refund, too.

This just moves the password to somewhere else.

Steve Martin: Kids Learn to Talk by Listening to Their Parents err, ... AI

The real crime is Texas education is not getting its money's worth from the lottery. Many, including the Governor, are clearly very poorly educated in math.

I've recently taken more than one online college course where the professor is absentee. No lecture, scant materials or materials with conspicuous errors, a small pdf clip from a free book, or links to a couple short YouTube videos by other people. Classes that the university is making $40,000+ off per semester. No wonder students are looking for other sources for their work.

Pretty soon classes will just be professor's and student's AI talking to each other in GibberLink.

Semper fi

...you update Microsoft. In Soviet Russia, Microsoft updates you.

Oh wait...





(apologies to Yakov Smirnoff)

NOOOOOO. Use Brawndo. It's got what plants crave! Electrolytes!