I left my first-gen EeePC alone. It's great little machine for checking email, etc when I'm lifting weights, drinking beer, smoking cigars, watching football, and driving my king-cab full size pickup truck through the mud. Wait, wait... I lied. I don't go to the gym, I don't smoke, I don't drink beer, I don't watch football, and I drive a dilapidated Kia Sephia. The the others said, just be confident in yourself and possibly use it as a segway to getting to know those women in question.

Everyone knows that, just as you cannot see Russia, you cannot see Canada from Alaska.