Sawzall (Hey Rocky, watch me cut a Land Rover in half) Yes, I have done this, with a cordless unit no less.

Other favorites: Plasma Cutter - even better than a torch, as it will cut anything conductive, not just steel. For larger scale work, its hard to beat a Caterpillar D5. (aka bulldozer)

From the article:
"...poultry byproducts that could be sold as a flavoring or nutritious additive to pet foods or fertilizers.."

I can see the use of adding nutritious additives for my pet...but why would I want to add flavor to my fertilizer? :)

It's a reference to the slashdot effect. Although I think mozilla's servers can handle a slashdotting.

Side note: I was expecting the red lizard on the front page, not the newspaper and glasses. My world has been shattered. I'm going to go collapse in a heap of goo now.