Comment Now's the time to be bullish on Microsoft! (Score 2) 605
Now's the time to take advantage of the current judicial systems lack of understanding of innovation and commerce, two things my company, Microsoft, understand better than anybody. Mortgage your home, sell your mother, wife and daughters to roaming bands of sex starved gang members and buy lots of Microsoft stock.
Soon Microsoft will be breaking new ground with its innovative Microsoft branded judicial system and believe me, the present judicial systems rulings won't stand up in the new court. Soon after we will be entering the education market with Microsoft branded schools where the youngest consumers will be taught the value of Microsoft innovation.
In the long term Microsoft is planning MS-Government for the 2004 timeframe. For a small yearly fee MS-Government will ensure that all men are treated equally(*) in accordance to the Bill (Gates) of Rights. In addition we will take measures at stamping out Communism under the guise of Richard Stallman, Linus Torvalds and all those other commie sympathisizers who would interfere with your right to pay for our bug free(**) software.
(*) While Microsoft believes that it will sell a product fully free of any bugs in equality (in accordance to Microsofts definition of equality and bug free(**)) we respect the rights of people to offer differing opinions. Should your opinions differ please contact the nearest MS-Life Cessation officer for further advice.
(**) It's not a bug, its a feature.
Soon Microsoft will be breaking new ground with its innovative Microsoft branded judicial system and believe me, the present judicial systems rulings won't stand up in the new court. Soon after we will be entering the education market with Microsoft branded schools where the youngest consumers will be taught the value of Microsoft innovation.
In the long term Microsoft is planning MS-Government for the 2004 timeframe. For a small yearly fee MS-Government will ensure that all men are treated equally(*) in accordance to the Bill (Gates) of Rights. In addition we will take measures at stamping out Communism under the guise of Richard Stallman, Linus Torvalds and all those other commie sympathisizers who would interfere with your right to pay for our bug free(**) software.
(*) While Microsoft believes that it will sell a product fully free of any bugs in equality (in accordance to Microsofts definition of equality and bug free(**)) we respect the rights of people to offer differing opinions. Should your opinions differ please contact the nearest MS-Life Cessation officer for further advice.
(**) It's not a bug, its a feature.
