Am Italian, can confirm. Even individually...we're a hairy bunch.

I remember when I learned this fact and looked further into it, only to discover that film literally has almost infinite resolution - if you have the original film negative, you have literally captured the exact pattern of photons that composed the original image. Every. Single. Photon. It's pretty incredible if you think about it!

This would be the sweetest nectar of irony, they dismantle the FDIC only to suddenly find themselves beyond fucked once the economic meltdown reduces the value of all their assets to 0.00000042 Satoshi's, but that's okay, they still have several million spread around several institutions and accounts...but...oh...what's this...without those underlying assets, the banks collapse, and now there is no federal depositor insurance to save them!

Goodbye all cleaning products, laundry detergent, deodorant, hair styling products, makeup...shall we continue?

You don't get it bro - we're merely moments away from being able to chronosphere strike teams into secure locations anywhere in the local system. Our elite hackers will literally have faster clocks than the enemy, so all things being equal, our packets will get there first! It is well know that whoever gets there first wins, especially if you include the new "dibs" flag which we hope to have in mass production by 2027. Someday maybe even individual soldiers will carry these quantum clocks and like Prince of Persia or that Tom Cruise movie (All You Need is Kill or whatever it used to be called i don't remember) they will be able to reverse time upon being shot and try again and again! What? Wait what do you mean it doesn't work like that? Uh...well we already have funding so...yeah.

I hear that Tom Nook guy will send in the raccoon goons if you don't make good-faith minimum payments...maybe we can look into something similar!

Who gives their company a people name? I get giving dogs and cats people names...and I even see people who were given 'pet' names (or worse, cough, Khaleesi, cough). But how are you supposed to complain without having to specify that no, it wasn't Dave Dave who fucked me out of $500, becuase Dave isnt here man, it was Dave...

Realistically, that would be the safest place to live...even if there is some kind of disaster, the fuel should already be underwater. Water is an amazing substance, it can prevent dangerous items like radioactive isotopes or bullets from travelling far and fast enough to do damage to something soft and squishy, like humans. I've even heard rumors that...well, this is gonna sound silly, but I hear that plants actually respond well to limited exposure as well. Now we all know that Brawndo is the preferred thirst-quencher for plants, but research into this field should not be treated lightly. This could revolutionize our entire agricultural outlook!

Today's modern Neanderthal would spell it 'rawte' or 'rought,' bone apple teat and all that jazz.

No, no, no...you see it's only communism when democrats do it. When MAGA does it, it's a redistribution of deep state wealth. The redistribution is only among Trump and whoever promises him points so he can wet his beak, but it's still being redistributed.

Ill have you know that the cockhole and the manpit were the finest pubs in town, right behind the bellend and bird-in-bush!

CITIZEN, HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? Recently the Voyager probe discovered that a few billion miles outside of our galactic sphere, there is a great new opportunity for you to make money while working from home!

Did you just say the holy name of John McCain while also saying to vote for Trump? What the actual fuck? Do you people not remember talking mad shit about him when he HAD CANCER because he insulted the orange turd?

So wait...how is this not owned by a billionaire again? If Dorsey is the co-founder, and Dorsey is a billionaire...wouldn't that make him a/the billionaire owner of Bluesky?

Unfortunately, there is nothing political about some people being gay. Some people are just...gay. It's not a political choice, it's not an 'affront to your politics,' it's just the way they were born. Asking if we can not talk about it in public, because 'politics,' just makes no sense. I'm sorry they got banned, but if you're immediate response to 'hey any lgbtq+ making games? Lemme know and I'll promote them!' should not be 'MUH POLITICS' it should just be either 'hey good 4 u guys' or fucking silence.