BigEdIV - Slashdot User

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Best Title of a /. Article	*Saturday February 23, 2002 @08:32PM	1	1
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The Righteous Path	*Tuesday November 06, 2001 @03:14PM		1
attached to What Do You Do When CS Isn't Fun Any More?

BigEdIV (169623)

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I was born naked, as was most of my family. I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania, just 20 miles south of the epicenter of the known universe, Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania (according to the Freedman model of the space-time). As a young child I was forced to club seals while all the other children where playing on the ice flows. That's not true, all the other children were clubbing seals as well. That's still not true, I don't recall what I did as a small child except that it involved seals and baseball bats. No, that's still a lie, I think it only involved baseball bats and maybe a "baseball"??? As I grew up in the Scranton I noticed that many people seemed unhappy. Perhaps this was due to the chemicals they put in the water (Fluoride, Chlorine, PCB's, and the better part of Jimmy Hoffa). We still managed to have fun. Though I am told this is still a classified matter and involves FDA Class 5, Psychotropic Narcotics and a See-And-Say toy ("The sheep says - Baaaaa"). {More installments as space-ti

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die. -- C.S. Lewis