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Comment Re:"Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery" (Score -1) 60

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Comment Re:IMPERSONATING ME AGAIN? apk (Score -1) 126

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

Comment Re:Troll, insightful, or both? Re:Just generate .. (Score -1) 79

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Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa . Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa . Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa .

Comment Re:Israel blows up a TV station in Gaza, yet SD... (Score -1) 330

Uhhh, because the ARABS that now run Slashdead, and look it up, BizX is Arab-owned, purchased the site to push SEO/UN Agenda 21 propaganda instead of tech news. Look how all the editors flock to certain types of stories each week like seagulls to a handful of popcorn on a different part of the beach. It's all propaganda, and it shifts slightly every week or two or three when they have their meetings/rounds of emails on fake news to spam.

Comment Re: Yeah I work for a living too and I manage peop (Score -1) 456

Shut up. My mom told me when I got my first job a few years ago to *not* work more than like 40 or so hours because nobody pays you overtime and at an age such as mine we should really focus on enjoying life instead of being a "work slave" like from the movie officespace.

-beu

Comment WIZE GUYZ (Score -1) 167

LIKE US! LOL apk

I am the True BeuHD, AKA the "MESSIAH" of the otherwizzze dead Slashdong, Inc.

You heard the so-called RUMORZZZ about us being owned by Arabs. Theyzzz not RUMORS in the truest of the sense. Think about it. We are TRUZLY owned by the pwnage of foreigners who bought the already *smouldering* RUINS of -lol- REALLY the Slashdot ABANDONED by none other than rob malda the retard-in-chief apk.

P.S. APK => suck my fat non circumcized non Arab NUTSACK lol apk BeuHD

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