Comment I interviewed my previous boss... (Score 5, Insightful) 219
Comment Re:Cancer (Score 1) 314
Oh god, it has been a decade since the Onion has been funny.
Comment As a transsexual... (Score 1) 235
It would really piss me off if it didn't consider me a woman. I don't need billboards screaming that I'm a goddamned tranny to the world. Being 6'2" is bad enough as it is.
Comment Beware University Wifi (Score 4, Interesting) 289
Comment Re:For those complaining (Score 1) 258
So, don't buy that game, or if you want to use a Wii for homebrew, buy another for games. Nintendo isn't stopping you from modding your system. They simply say that if you want software upgrades, you have to accept their terms.
It isn't like they load it in the background. It isn't like they don't tell you what they are doing. It isn't like they don't give you the option to keep everything like it always was. This is pretty tame compared to other companies' tactics to combat piracy, and I see nothing ethically wrong with it.
NY Governor Wants To Expand DNA Database 169
Comment For those complaining (Score 5, Insightful) 258
Nintendo warns you about what they are going to do before they do it and give you the option to ignore the update. I think this is a fair compromise.
Comment Re:We can't tell, anyway (Score 1) 386
Robots are hot.
Comment Re:I'm sure Copernicus feels better... (Score 2, Insightful) 369
The Church has a lot more important things to apologize for. In fact, they could skip apologizing for anything for all I care if they would stop doing horrible things now.
Comment I'm sure Copernicus feels better... (Score 4, Insightful) 369
No. Wait. He's dead. He doesn't care at all what you do to his bones.
Comment It is a very sad day. (Score 5, Insightful) 745
When I agree with Scalia and Thomas and no one else on a Supreme Court decision. You cannot change the rules of incarceration. There is a sentence. If you want to hold prisoners longer make the sentence longer. You could even make the possibility of additional comfinement, but you can't make the sentence a court gave them any longer without a new trial.
Well I guess you can now. Who the fuck cares about the Constitution? No one. No one who matters anyway.
Comment Re:No answer is sort-of an answer (Score 1) 248
Yes, but the best outcome possible for this kind of study is "inconclusive." There is never a "No" just outcomes that are not statistically significant. Basically, how you "disprove" a link to a disease is by doing a bunch of studies. When the majority come out without any statistically significant link, we can be more and more sure that there is no significant link.
Comment Re:Freedom from porn. (Score 1) 1067
My imagination is hotter and heavier than a thousand centerfolds.
Comment Are you expecting to fake a personality? (Score 1) 842
Don't try to change who you are for a boss. If you are happy and treat others with respect, your personality will be fine.
Charisma is an elusive quality. I don't know if it can be learned.