Re:Pah! (Score 3, Funny)

As a native and resident of Alabama, I had originally intended to defend my home state. I thought I might point out Alabama is an incredibly diverse place full of smart people (think about NASA, UA Med School and Business School, etc.). Later, I thought it might be more effective to draw attention to your own shortcomings in writing the English language (It is Alabamians, and as a pronoun They should reference an already defined noun). Next, I thought I could point out the irony (and I don't mean the Alanis Morissette kind) that is exhibited when you mock the English speaking ability of Alabamians using poorly written English of your own. Finally, I thought a well-placed FU would be more appropriate for an empty minded simpleton like your self.

Instead, I decided it would be best to promote friendship, compassion, and understanding among all. So, I'll leave you with a joke about Tennesseans.


What does a woman from Tennessee say after making love?
Get off me Daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.