I envisage Bill Gates being perpetually beset by a giant paperclip shaped demon - 'I see you're suffering eternal torment. Would you like more torment? YES/OK'

I quite like reading reviews of the Bible. They are very entertaining except for the excessively positive ones which don't really ring true. You can take a joke too far you know.

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