The load time of IE6 is irrelevant. It's a nearly 8-year old browser, service packs notwithstanding. Lynx starts up faster than just about anything, but you don't see people bringing it up, because it doesn't belong in this discussion.
Apart from the fact that Windows Mobile has had album art and gapless playback (then again, it only had the latter if the stack and hardware was set up correctly) even before the iPhone hype existed.
Of course, the rest of the Windows Mobile media player need a fair bit of work, but it was hardly a leading edge feature unless you came from an earlier generation iPod.
That more or less proves Apple's case, though. They got the fundamentals right first with the iPod, and added the fluff afterward. Interestingly, this is the complete opposite of what they're normally accused of doing.
Not that I really care about whether one commenter takes me seriously, but you raise an interesting point.
I can only assume by this that you're referring to the way that PHP's creators insist that they're adhering to function over form, stealing and borrowing ideas from other languages and APIs, and often exposing the functions of the underlying libraries without modification.
I guess all I can really say to that is that when you take that approach to an extreme, then you're left with nothing approaching a programming language at all.
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.