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Every time the "editors" post a new "story," they pass around the joint and take another toke. I'm not even joking. On Friday, it is pot potpourri where the ingestion method of personal choice is encouraged.

EditorDavid: Maaannn, these Al stories are sooo cccooolll man, you know the robots already took over the world, nobody realizes it yet. It's so full circle, maaaann. [ssssssp! *cough* *wheeze*]

BeauHD: Man, I just saw a crazy thing about how iOS has a bunch of Al in it to detect your cancer with its facial recognition technology. So cool, man! [blurublurublrulburlbul ....gasp....gasp...] HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ms. Mash: The Al find way with election cycle of Michael Moore Trump enemy number one, thank you to all IQ lowered, enhance Al to help election on Russia. [eats an edible, picks an Enya song on iTunes, and repositions herself into the lotus position]

You and your CRONY Ajit *sicken* me. Now we have to rely on companies, COMPANIES, to provide internet access to these people whod otherwise have less access.

Never thought Id say it but props to MicroSoft.

Conflict of interest anyone? Who's the biggest advertiser? ;=D