What's BeauHD's obsession with pornhub? The guy needs to get laid for once. Maybe he would quit whining, feel like a man, drop the soyboy persona, and pick up a real job!

Vibrator also is not mentioned. When I was in elementary school, I went over to my girlfriend's house where she had an N64 with a rumble pak. She showed me this glitch in GoldenEye where you could make the rumble pak vibrate indefinitely. She rubbed the controller on her crotch and made noises which I thought was weird and told me it felt good and to try it myself. My parents asked how things were going with my girlfriend and I told them about this being so naive I didn't know what she was doing. Suffice it to say, we were forced to break up, her parents took the rumble pak out of the controller, and years later in high school, everyone joked about the outcome.

The funny thing is that you can fly over the boneyards in the sim. I was doing a "mission" with one of my buddies from school, and he ran over the guy on the ramp with the lights crossed to stop.

We may all be stuck in Mom's basement while playing vidaijoh games, but at least no one is really gettin hurt or infected!