Retard, all food crops have been bred for the past 10000 years by humans to bear LARGER FRUITS which attracts pests and to be EASILY ACCESSIBLE which also attracts pests. The entire world, oh, let's say midwest USA, all of Canada, Ukraine, etc. hey, let's throw in my Brasil too, is not a "Mediterranean environment" as you might hope. So you go back to eating your corn that is size of thumb nail and eating beans with a 1mm shell that cannot be cooked through and picking peas that cannot be taken out of their pods. I will use pesticides!

This thread sucks. So here's Jack Nicholson ordering a suit. Enjoy. The background effects are INSANE.

I fantasize to the image of a Shirtless Putin in a dark Petrograd Soviet warehouse hammering at his Cherry mechanical keyboard literally hacking into America every night. When he jumps up and says I AM INVIENSSSSABLE! I pop my load, all 0.75cc of it. Then I go accept another fake news "anonymous" submission. -: BeauHD :-

u are the dooshnozzle u idiot kanosha is a GHOST TOWN because the "american motors company" owned by BIG CORPORATIONS is dead because for once a big corporation died. I am surprised people have enough money to waste at restaurants.

U are the fool.

..-=^_x_^=\: BeauHD :/=^_x_^=-..

Shut up. If u dont have anything informative to say then dont say it.

..-=^x^=\ BeauHD /=^x^=-..

ok so this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh ... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?


-Beau-

Donald TRUMP is responsible for big business and big pharma. Remove him NOW and appoint Hillary to Her Throne.

--Beau--

All lies. Preservative in these products was found to keep all liver damage occurrences down!

--BEAU

Pegged. NICE. Do you like being pegged by your boyfriend? One dildo plus the penis into the same hole? Now that I have your attention!

Dear MILLENIAL MORON! Why would this be SURPRISING? It is the operating system's task to schedule things. FOURTY-EIGHT CORES. Once you make it to high school, perhaps you will be able to comprehend the basic concepts of OS SCHEDULING. There is NO REASON--and has NEVER been a reason--that in a general purpose OS the UI would ever hang up by default.

Is Beau huffing PETROL FUMES?

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Go suck a tailpipe, jump off a bridge, whatever.

I am Beau, and I agree with this message.

--Beau

Depends on how packed TRUMP makes the Supreme Court. Here is a Chinese Company's take on it. Half of the Supreme Court will knock it out knowing it will kill international trade. The other half either installed or paid off by Russians will follow through with TRUMP's directions.

Hey Beau, go impale yourself on some new bamboo "born" off the rhizome. Where did the US Government spokesman say this? Why should ANY of us give into the US government's whims? What ever happened to the populace deciding the direction of society rather than the Government or US Corporations?

I mean...I'm With Her. Or Make America Great Again, one Trump slam at a time! (I voted for Stein.)

--(the REAL) Beau--

Keep "Hand Solo if you KNOW what I MEAN" out of the Star Wars Universe!

This is funny. Big corporations = Big evil.

Reminds me of this mission statement...

GNAA leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.