Let me guess. They'll re-write Vangelis' music, and for the TV series, the theme song will be sung by Justin Bieber or something!!! (Shudder!!)

I can just hear the refrain now:

Replicate my heart.
Remember how you broke it last time.
You took me apart.
You weren't programmed to be mine.
While it's true I hunt down your kind
It's nothing personal.
So please,
Replicate my heart
Before it's time to die.

This CANNOT end well...

*S*i*g*h*...

I'm sure there's a parselmouth *somewhere* who reads Slashdot...

BTW, if I were a soldier, I'd be a bit worried about the footage of the "snake" poking it's head right into the rib cage...

...this was a *real* Klingon trying to raise some cash to repair his Bird of Prey?

I just *knew* we would screw up our initial First Contact opportunity!!!!

Actually, the way you say you're going to the Holodeck sounds more like a "Barclay" than a "Riker"...

Batjeep