Comment Should be illegal (Score 1) 96

by Bart 5020663 on Saturday July 04, 2026 @05:31PM (#66222628) Attached to: Did Microsoft Shift Its Profits to Low-Tax Countries?

It should be illegal to invoice yourself to shift the profits arounds. Itâ(TM)s fabricated for the sole purpose of evading taxes.

Comment Stole the idea (Score 1) 75

by Bart 5020663 on Friday August 29, 2025 @09:17AM (#65624186) Attached to: Florida Deploys Robot Rabbits To Control Invasive Burmese Python Population

From Adult Swim

Comment Good! (Score 1) 42

by Bart 5020663 on Friday June 20, 2025 @05:57PM (#65464611) Attached to: Windows Parental Controls Are Blocking Chrome

On iOS Chrome simply bypasses parental controls, rendering them useless. So I guess Microsoft is trying to increase the usefulness of its parental controls.

Comment Tourette Device (Score 1) 35

by Bart 5020663 on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @07:01AM (#65275939) Attached to: Brain Interface Speaks Your Thoughts In Near Real-time

Give it a couple of decades and also this great technology will fit in your pocket.

Comment So Amazon will start selling carbon credits? (Score 1) 34

by Bart 5020663 on Wednesday December 04, 2024 @04:03AM (#64989597) Attached to: Amazon AI Data Centers To Double as Carbon Capture Machines

Because there is no way Evil Bezos will do something solely for benefit of the world.

Comment If microbes made it to the sample does that mean.. (Score 3, Funny) 36

by Bart 5020663 on Thursday November 28, 2024 @05:33AM (#64977237) Attached to: Ryugu Asteroid Sample Rapidly Colonized By Terrestrial Life

microbes previously on the sample (if any) could have escaped from the lab to cause 'the final covid'?

Comment Re: Raspberry Pi 5 (Score 1) 44

by Bart 5020663 on Friday November 15, 2024 @07:53AM (#64947527) Attached to: Microsoft Releases Windows 11 ISOs for Arm64-based PCs

I donâ(TM)t see why not. Try it and let me know.

Comment Didnâ(TM)t we just spend 10B on JWST (Score 1) 22

by Bart 5020663 on Wednesday September 25, 2024 @05:44AM (#64815579) Attached to: The Quest To Build a Telescope On the Moon

The usecase they describe is exactly that of JWST right?

Comment Re:Mmmm... space drugs... (Score 2) 66

by Bart 5020663 on Wednesday September 20, 2023 @05:36AM (#63862516) Attached to: Space Drugs Factory Denied Reentry To Earth

Cartel: Drugs in space? Hold my cervesa!

Comment Not going to work (Score 1) 36

by Bart 5020663 on Friday November 04, 2022 @05:26AM (#63023671) Attached to: Google's Building Package Tracking Right Into Your Gmail Inbox

Google is not even able to detect phishing attempts disguised as DHL/FEDEX/UPS messages. I'm 100% sure if I let google handle this I'll get 90% false positives.

Comment Whatâ(TM)s more disturbing is that 11 reviewe (Score 1) 122

by Bart 5020663 on Monday August 29, 2022 @06:08AM (#62831973) Attached to: Walmart Lists a 30TB Portable SSD for Just $39. It's a Scam

give the product a 5 star review. I can imagine walmart just lists products they can dropship and donâ(TM)t really check the products, but apparently 11 people donâ(TM)t notice their files missing (best case scenario) or walmart just fakes reviews (worst case).