"The BBC has an article about technology's effect on concentration in the workplace.".... tl;dr

I'm not surprised if this guys trip to Mars was anything to go by: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSiFXhrxE3Y

Tove Torvalds is a Finish karate champ but perhaps Linus has superior Script-Fu

I thought Wales wasn't going to get the Internet until 2020: http://www.flickr.com/photos/samsmith/3619752897/ (Text version here if that is easier for you: http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/underworld/25573-internet-reach-wales-2020-a.html)

What about a nice Jimbo Wales banner

For a small $500,000 fee, they will make you one by using this http://craplogo.me/

You mean like this: http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/250/4//26bb05b6de5d793eea68580d06372d6c

My boss has asked me to visit each of these planets to sell some crap on their doorsteps. Can anyone tell me the most efficient route between theme all that will take the least amount of space fuel? It would also help if you could tell me how many parsecs of time it would take, I'm hoping no more than 12