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Comment Re: Big Tech delenda est (Score -1) 628

Good job Comrade Wang! You have successfully distracted the American dogs from our ongoing coup by shouting "Russia Russia Russia!!" and vigorously waving your arms. In recognition of your valuable service, your Social Credit Score has increased by 0.003 and $0.50 has been deposited in your account. Keep up the good work!

-- Your best buddy, Emperor Xi's social credit AI

Comment Re: That would be sweet (Score -1) 49

Experts are now saying that the vaxx will only work if you continue to wear your Covid muzzle, your tinfoil hat, your CoviDildo(tm)-approved buttplug, and your rubber WWJD bracelet (on the left, not right, wrist) at all times. Especially in the shower.

Experts also recommend praying daily to Enemy of Mankind Anthony Fauci. Those in high cost risk cohorts are encouraged to sacrifice a small child to Enemy of Mankind Bill Gates, or at very least to participate in a mostly peaceful riot.

The experts have spoken. It's DUH SCIENCE!!

Comment Re: Great. But... (Score -1) 49

There is no pandemic. There is not, and never was, a public health crisis. It has been known to everyone for months now that SARS-CoV-2 is no more deadly than the common flu.

Covid is a putsch. A vicious attack on democracy and human rights. A program of "shock & awe" crimes against humanity to herald the ascendancy of a fanatical new ideology, Totalitarian Progressivism.

If Creepy Mask Joe succeeds at stealing the election, expect 4 more years of Covid. Expect more mass torture ("lockdown", "social distancing", "masks") crimes against humanity. Expect Covid concentration camps. Expect atrocities.

Comment always live in fear (Score -1, Funny) 77

I, for one, live in fear of the coronavirus. It's a deadly virus! I ALWAYS wear my muzzle, my tinfoil hat, my CoviDildo(tm) approved buttplug, and my WWJD bracelet on my left (not right!) wrist. We're talking cutting edge, totally science-based protection!

But even tho I wear PPE and follow religiously all the recommendations, guidelines, and petty diktats promulgated by Enemy of Humanity Anthony Fauci - I know I'm still not safe. In fact I'm hiding under my bed right now! Are you hiding under your bed, too? You should be. If not, you're a granny killer!!

People, we're just not taking this seriously enough. The only way to fight coronavirus is with human rights atrocities - that's the settled science. Why aren't we torturing people more?! Did you know that in some states people are still allowed to *breathe air* without a filthy diaper strapped to their face. The nerve of those selfish granny killers!

Sure, sure, tyrant Adolph Cuomo and tyrant Gavinito Newssolini are doing good work in this field. But I'm very worried that somewhere in America, someone - we'll find those bastards - is enjoying life. Only abject human misery can fight the coronavirus. It's the science.

Did you that if you catch the coronavirus, you have only 99.7% Chance of survival? 99.7%! Wake up people - this is a deadly virus!! OMG we're all gonna die!

Comment no one believes anymore (Score -1) 402

Only the dimmest of dimwits still believe the lies of the Covid tyranny. It's obvious to everyone that SARS-CoV-2 is not even close to a plague. It's nothing but this year's flu, plus a trillion dollar PR campaign.

No one still believes the Covid tyranny's bizzare, cruel program of mass torture ("lockdown", "social distancing", "masks") is about public health.

No one believes the tyranny's vicious oppression of organized religion - now featuring persecution of Jews by a German/Italian dictator! - is based on public health.

No one believes banning small business while letting corporate megastores stay open is about public health.

No one believes the changes made to long standing death certificate registration processes, in order to pump up the "Covid" death count, was about public health.

No one believes the exemption from the Covid restrictions granted by the tyranny to CCP-backed domestic terrorism groups, like BLM and Antifa, is about public health.

Covid will end when the tyranny is put down. When the tyrants and their collaborators are tried and, if found guilty, hanged for their notorious crimes against humanity. Until then expect more atrocities.

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