The Dutch will probably vote for the Dutch taxes administration. They mess up big stuff (data loss), random stuff (you don't exist / you have no house / we don't like you), driving-you-insane-stuff (give us back all we ever paid you because of erased checkboxes) and they're not friendly about anything. Their slogan was literally "we can't make it more fun, but we can make it easier" for more than 2 decades, but since the accidents they just shut up and have no slogan at all anymore, offering a mea culpa every year or so and still not solving it. When you're not affected, it's a good laugh with all the clumsiness :)

This is the 7100 build so for all us leechers: nothing for you to see here, please move along.

In The Netherlands, it's officially called "Mexican Flu / Mexicaanse Griep". The meat industry indeed made an official statement that eating pig's meat is still safe, and the government backed that statement by finding a new name.

Maybe, in the far future, we can have ipv12 where all trees will be interconnected to combat infestations and maybe even our own imune system hooked to ipv2^n so we can finally deal with food poisoning.

Face Observation Opera Language == FOOL. quite obvious but a pitty, i'd like this feature !

I always wanted a submarine. How cool would it be to invite your friends for a combined trip and party to break the ice at the northpole ? Off course, it's painted yellow...