⦠people in Alabama have started celebrating their birthday the day their parents got frisky after that barbecue

According to ChatGPT itâ(TM)s now 953 out of 750 total employees, which would make it about 28% of the total OpenAI workforce, or about 79% of the world population

here too!!

... it's the smart microphone that is always listening the one I don't like.

It's just a matter of time until somebody gains unauthorized access to the microphone on one of those devices and starts recording every sound in your house. No way they are getting my secret lasagna sauce recipe.

It was Family Guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"I had just installed a new hard drive as an alternative and I was just playing with the cables and it shorted, AND ALL MY FILES WERE DELETED, ALL OF THEM, PERMANENTLY! who the hell is the ****** who made the option to permanently delete all the files on a drive by accident even possible?"

That's right, the Ghostbuster remake got more votes than Rogue One and Stranger Things in the Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form category:

1.- Arrival,
2.- Deadpool,
3.- Ghostbusters,
4.- Hidden Figures,
5.- Rogue One,
6.- Stranger Things season one.

I mean, WTF.

WHEN YOU READ THIS THE LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SCREAMS

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Since when is 15 almost 25?

LOL

So we are making progress. Reverse engineering the human brain has been proven extremely difficult. An intelligent program so complex that it's almost imposible to explain or understand is in my view the correct path, just like the human mind is so complex to understand or explain. And even better if it's fuzzy intelligence: you have no certainty it's going to make consistently good choices, just like any human.

One for the dark lord in his dark thong

Discriminating on the grounds of gender is entirely illegal.

It's called a ... wait for it... a network firewall!

You would then whitelist the routes you want to allow.

And whatever you do, you would not let your IoT device update the firewall's ruleset!

So your solution to securing incredibly insecure IoT devices is to allow those incredibly insecure IoT devices privileged access to the security device that polices access to your network.

This is why you don't let novices come up with security solutions.