I agree. If I wrote code as murky and hard to follow as our legal codes, I'd be fired in a heartbeat.

Now I know what Charlie Brown's talking about when he reflects on being "the hero" or "the goat".

If I had to guess, he's probably suing mostly out of hurt and spite, just to mess with her. Unfortunately, he's wasting my tax dollars making his stupid point.

This is clearly a matter of an unfortunate choice of names. Naming it "beagle" was clearly asking it to wander off and get lost. Any beagle owner will be able to attest to this.