I'd suggest flame-throwers and grenades, but Tickle Me Elmo faired that hurdle rather well and he was only a Level 3 infant type.

that using your sleeve to wipe your nose as a child directly transfers to the self image you have when you grow up. The bad thing is that once you put on an Armani suit to look better than the shadows of the bullies in your mind you really can't use your sleeve with out making your mom angry... and making the dry-cleaners think you're a nut case still dreaming of the principal's secrectary. Thank god I'm a construction worker.