Is when a VP of a fiscal-paradise-based hedge fund speaks at the graduation of a ARTS AND HUMANITIES class... The comedy writes itself, we are truly doomed.

Confirmation from Zionist mainstream media! Now we know not only it's true, but who did it. The Petro/PedoDollar-Capitalist-Zionist Evil Empire is falling, and they know it. /shrug

Because the best map apps are Chinese, and it's not even close.

Well, if you asked me how many meters are in a kilometer, I wouldn't need a library, a computer, nor a phone; because the metric system isn't absolutely retarded. Also: genes. As advanced as they may be, it's hard to imagine they could 'predict' the biological evolution of all of the billions of living specimens our pretty little zoo has... The REAL reason why we'll never meet aliens is really much more simple: If they do have the tech to get to Earth they also have the tech to hide themselves from us while doing so. I think the author needs to read up on Fermi's paradox a bit...