But what about the Children? (Score 2)

You fiendish nerds! Think about the children!
oh god, won't anyone think about the precious
children anymore? We must ban this horrible
south park menace and TV altogether (apart from
the soap operas of course, oh, and oprah). We
must get the children back into church and stop
teaching them satanic concepts like evolution,
OH JEEZUS GOD! WON'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE
CHILDREN?
oh yeah, mae ling mak, petrified and naked too