Re:Royal TripMaster Monkey to You (Score 0)

"If you could give me somekind of pointer on how to ascend to Your Highness, I would be forever grateful."

Highness* doAscention()
{
      Highness* overlord;
      if( user.name == "TripMaster Monkey" )
      {
            overlord = new Highness();
      }
      else
      {
            overlord = NULL;
      }
      return overlord;
}

Just add this function. I await the commencement of your gratitude.