I think it satisfies all your other requirements, though

I don't think non-compete has anything to do with right-to-work laws. Besides, I believe California is an at-will employment State.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work_law
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment

Back in high school, I mostly used mechanical pencils. But I kept breaking them: the metal tips snap off usually within a week of use. Maybe I press down too hard, or they just make shitty pencils where I live.

So I imported from Japan a few very well made--but obviously expensive--mechanical pencils. They have no problem taking my abuse. However, I ended up losing all of them over the course of the semester. I sometimes lend one to a classmate, but I didn't always get it back. I don't think they kept it on purpose, but they simply forgot to return it.

Next semester, I had to import another batch, but I got one in pink. And since then, I only lend out the pink one. I still have most of the pencils I bought then, including the pink one.

You might think that this strategy will only work ~50% of the time, but since I'm posting this on /. you should be able to figure out why I beat the odds.

FYI, PasswordSafe works under WINE in OS X, too. There are other keychain utilities that better integrates with OS X, but I don't want to go through the hassle of transition all the password I've accumulated over the years to another utility.