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Comment "Sir, we need to upgrade our infastructure..." (Score 1) 176

"Sir, we need to upgrade our infastructure..."

"Why is that, Jenkins?"

"According to a new report, our profitability is directly related to our processing needs, sir."

"Well, I'm not seeing how our needs have increased enough to go over our yearly budget for hardware, Jenkins."

"Sir, having extra processing power will increase our productivity..."

"How's that, Jenkins?"

"Porn."

"Make it so, Number One."

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