Re:Cool Perl script (Score 1)

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You post a troll which credits the U.S. for "saving Europe's ass in WWII" and inventing the internet.
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You flame Signal 11 for trying to attain that elusive +2 bonus.
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You write a story that casts Slashdot moderators as conspiring villains.
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You submit a story idea that mentions penguins.
Your submission is rejected.

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You metamoderate 10 random comments.
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You post a pretentious attack on another commenter, "correcting" every statement of fact he makes.
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You make a joke about "Jackass Penguins".
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You submit a story idea about Microsoft's latest legal battle.
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You pack a pipe full of $3 crack and kill some hard-earned moderator points.
Unfortunately, the metamoderators got their crack for $1.50.
You lose 6 karma.

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You post a pretentious attack on another commenter, "correcting" every statement of fact he makes.
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You flame the Slashdot authors for not accepting a story idea you submitted.
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You write a story involving the gruesome death of Bill Gates.
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You can't moderate right now -- you don't have high enough karma.

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You post a comment that suggests that Microsoft may have done something worthwhile, once, long ago.
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You post a pretentious attack on another commenter, "correcting" every statement of fact he makes.
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You make a joke about $3 crack.
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You flame Slashdot for posting a story about a Good Cause, rather than something obscure and self-absorbed.
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You make a joke by thinking up some witty new alternate spelling of "Windows".
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You post a troll condemning all open-source advocates who seek gainful employment.
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You metamoderate 10 random comments.
You rate every moderation as "unfair".

You have been bitchslapped by CmdrTaco!
Your days of posting in the sun are now over.
You are forever doomed to post at -1, and your trolls fall on deaf ears.
That is, until you create another account....
Before your bitchslap, your karma was 2.
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