Messer Ezio's great-grandson here is *not* an English colonist. He most likely speaks an eastern dialect of one of the Algonquin peoples and languages.
Actually, it's pronounced Millie-wah-kay; which is Algonquin for "The good land."
"This manual condenses and paraphrases selected language in the Oregon Revised Statues. It also provides safety advise not included in the law. This manual is not a proper legal authority to cite and should not be replied upon in a court of law. Traffic regulations in cities, towns, counties, and federal territories may go beyond state laws, as long as they do not conflict with state law."
So yeah, I don't quote anything from that book (except to my teenagers that will have to pass the crazy sh!t they ask on the permit and driver's license written tests).
Google a giant company, not your BFF.
That's ok, I already have Facebook as my BFF.
And Michael Moore is my Big Fat Fu--, wait; what does BFF stand for again?
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.