"Sir, are there three green lights on the modem?"

"Hang on, let me climb my ladder."

(crashing noise is heard in background)

The only thing scarier than a copyright infrigement troll is Drudge Report's army of angry commentators.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

The RIAA would extrapolate 774,651 equivalent illegal downloads as $11,619,765 in lost revenue - and then go to the courts.

Its populace is in a frightening situation, where speaking out against the regime is often a criminal activity. Its economy feeds off itself and other countries, and is reflected strongly to foreign markets, but the smoke-and-mirrors reality draws many comparisons to Cold War Russia, specifically its unsustainable growth and complete disregard for things like environment and human safety. Its foreign policy is bullheaded and unrepentant - and they get away with it, because the rest of the world admonishes it with one hand and spoon-feeds it with the other.

She won't cause a sex scandal

Man, you and I haven't been looking at the same pictures...

Oh, that was AWFUL.

Let me go write it down.

Celebrating 30 years of counting rocks in space. Here's looking at you, kid.

I'd say approximately a day, in fact!