And who needs a cloud app when you can just store these markdown docs in GitHub?

It even has tagging, because you can just add a #keyword to make it more searchable.

Just imagine, a blog for nerds discussing something that 100% of its audience doesn’t care about

It has 340 million downloads. Many people care.

“Insightful”

Right? At no point does he think about all of the other players below him who don't want to get stomped by a pro.

There's nothing worse in an Overwatch match than realizing that there's a master level player on the opposing team just destroying you without even really trying.

...but there's no way I'd shell out $2300 for one.

I really want to see it used for MS, but really, you are what you eat. You grow out of your gut.

I truly believe that fecal transplants are the true future of medicine.

OK, China, show us all the data you have on which Republican senators are all over the Grindr.

We wonâ(TM)t even get mad.

Don't do it, man.

I've seen the future, just stay inside and relax. Maybe practice your drums.

Seriously, it's 2017 and I still have to drag my clothes all around the house to wash and dry them. What can't that just happen in my closet? On hangers?

Same thing with dishes -- why do they have to go into the dishwasher? Why can't I just put them back into the cupboard and turn it on?

Come on, science, I'm inconvenienced still. Make it so.

There are several edits of it floating around, but none of them can save it.

I watched 3 of them hoping to find a version I could actually show my children, who loved the book, but no luck.

The battle of 5 armies is 5 or 6 pages of the book. It's not even a whole chapter.

That right there is everything you need to know about what went wrong with the movies.

Compare the violence in the Hobbit movie to the violence in the book... It's like a Dr. Seuss snuff film.

My kids, now 7 and 8, have heard the Hobbit twice now. They love it, it's one of their favorite books.

I was SO pumped to have a good, new version of it in movie form to show them, but unfortunately, they still haven't seen it, because it turned into a WWE/UFC wet dream somehow.

Sure, there are battles in the book, but the movies were pure gorefests. It's more violent than the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I'll never understand Hollywood.

Yes, companies never move developers between teams as priorities shift. Thank you for clearing that up.