They need to have security between the two systems, and from what I've read they do, but it isn't perfect. They problem with what you are proposing is that you can't change any engine/suspension settings that way. That's part of the feature set of the car. How would you turn on insane, or the new ludicrous mode?
I think the bigger problem they need to fix is to start signing the downloads.
To network with the women you would need to be organized. Maybe you could keep all their resumes together in some sort of system. Like a folder or maybe a binder? Binders full of women! That's it!
I thought this just had to be an Onion article...
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.